Windsor Crest MHC

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Do you like to get ripped off? Then call Kelly Lyons and sign a lease at Windsor Crest today! You will be able to see crack heads up close! Have a good neighbor? Don't worry! Kelly will kick him out over his dog the day after he pays his rent. Do you like dat deep bass bump all night long, yo? Perfect cause we gots dat er'night. Have you ever seen a baby daddy beating his baby momma on your front stairs? No? Well come on down to the crappy apartments on Buncombe Rd today! Also available: No playground, No pool, Broken dishwasher, No trash can, Drunk driving crack head, No answer when you call Kelly Lyons, No answer when you call the emergency number. If you call within the next ten minutes you will receive: A maintenance lady that leaves your lights on and your front door wide open! Come visit us today and you may be one of the lucky tenants with some big freakin ants living in your apartment or you may win the grand prize of a leftover crack rock under your kitchen sink.