Good Time Towne Tavern

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CLOSED NOW - Opens at 11:00am

The location of this facility is actually pretty nice. It is tucked away in a seemingly safe neighborhood. Access to the facility is easy and parking abundant. However, the minute you hit the door problems arise. The doors are so skinny (I am only 145 pounds) I felt like the Michelin Tire Man, and so heavy I felt like I was a kindergartner trying to push a car down the highway. Once inside I couldn't see anything. Although not terribly old (40), I suddenly understood what reading was like for my 80 year old grandmother with the coke bottle glasses. The air choked my lungs. I felt like I was in a morgue. It was incredibly stuffy. The only noise audible was the foul cursing slurring verbage of a drunk patron, I am assuming at the bar - I couldn't see. Considering it was only 3:00 in the afternoon I was surprised the bar attendant hadn't cut him off by now. A voice, ominous or not, never greeted me or attempted to guide me toward a table or the bar. I never could see myself enjoying a refreshing afternoon beer in a morgue, so I left. Only to be met with fresh air and the blinding sun. I can see! I can see!