Chinese Cafe

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CLOSED NOW - Opens at 11:00am

Not Impressed.

Ordered Out.

Broccoli Beef (dinner menu): Very bland. Note Lunch menu dish comes with bamboo shoots, dinner menu item does not.

Kung Pao Beef: Flavorful, but not pretty to look at. Veggies look like they came out of a Birdseye bag, i.e. the carrots were cubed like those found in the grocer frozen section peas & carrots bag, celery was chopped as was the water chestnuts.

Fried Rice: Extremely bland, with an orange ish color.

Beef Kabobs: Extremely bland, could not tell it was beef if not for its texture. Tasted like it was soaked in water then washed, rinse & repeat.

Fried Wanton: Bland, Overcooked and under stuffed (stuffing was about the size of a pea, just a tad bigger).

One simple word sums up each and every experience of this delightful eatery: excellent. The joint is quaint with pleasant accoutrements, along with very helpful staff, and the food is sensational, literally without equal. The portions easily make one uneasy, wondering if the human stomach can indeed accommodate such massive quantities, and the tastes are otherworldy, as if some ancient secret is being practiced in yon kitchen, to the extreme satisfaction of all gastronomical hankerings. After you push away, reluctantly, from your table, having devoured your selection with such rapacity and reverence, your egress is met with such a grin of Chesire proportions, knowing someday, somewhere, you will long for a repeat performance....

They charge 4.00 for delivery. Nothing comes with the entree. Too expensive. When I called, the lady on the phone was so rude she started an argument with me. She had the audacity to call my husband rude! I would NEVER eat there.