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infantry_11c

07/20/2014

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Almost heaven...spring valley supermarket!

I am a middle aged Lesbian woman from Natchez, Mississippi. I had the pleasure of traveling into the Midwest to see some lesbian friends of mine...the typical tall, butch, and beautiful sort. While traveling up rt. 89, I came over all peckish and hoped to buy some groceries. Admittedly, at first I was a little skeptical of the small store. Could they satisfy my hunger with their selection of groceries I wondered? Would their stalwart employees be friendly enough? I must say, this store was hands down the most fantastic shopping experience of my life. Not only was the grub marvelous, but I was also served by a beautiful blonde cashier, by observing the receipt I came to find out her name was kelsey. Her beauty was matchless, though admittedly she looked a little bit like jennifer Walters, the alter ego of She-Hulk! But I'm into that sort of thing you know! So overall an amazing store! Just too bad that Michael kid had to leave!

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Hours
Regular Hours
Mon - Sat:
Sun:
Extra Phones

Phone: 815-663-2222

Phone: 815-663-8425

Payment method
discover, visa, amex, mastercard
AKA

Luceros Supermarket

Categories
Meat Markets, Grocery Stores, Restaurants, Supermarkets & Super Stores, Take Out Restaurants
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Bike Parking: No

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